Just Kitty

She walks softly but she carries a big gun

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i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

… oh goddammit. 

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Filed under that goes on the list editrix

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Polyester is so beneath you.

Audrey Parker (i.e. Emily Rose) 

Can you name the episode this is from? We’re following the first 5 fans to tell us when Audrey said this!

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S1E2 Butterfly, said to the butterfly right before it cocooned her.

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the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

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Jessica Williams speaks with Sgt. Jasmine Jacobs about Army regulation AR 670-1

Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!

From what I hear they agreed… a few weeks ago? A week ago? To reconsider the issue.

Which shouldn’t have come up in the first fucking place, but it’s a start. A very condescending, grudging start.

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Filed under equality motherfucker do you speak it fuck those guys what the shit is this

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I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

It’s not that they forget. It’s that they don’t want it to be true. They want to overturn that. They want a theocracy.

Yes, that’s explicit; the fundamentalist movement does not support or accept separation of the two.

If we’re all very lucky, there are more, more active, and louder people who think otherwise. 

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Filed under politics This is the really real world

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Walmart security guard shoots 'shoplifting' mother dead in parking lot as she tries to escape with two young children





I am SO goddamned tired of this shit. 

damn, they won’t let up. we can’t run and we can’t surrender. what do they expect us to do? they killed this woman over what some merchandise? you let out on some garments what twisted universe do you gotta come from when a overtime punching rent-a-cop even bothers to chase and then pull a gun? smh rip because there is nothing but war on this side of the final curtain.

I cannot.. I can’t….

"land of the free and home of the brave" huh?

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A coroner’s report obtained exclusively by NBC News directly contradicts the police version of how a 22-year-old black man died in the back seat of a Louisiana police cruiser earlier this year — but still says the man, whose hands were cuffed behind his back, shot himself.
In a press release issued March 3, the day he died, the Louisiana State Police said Victor White III apparently shot himself in an Iberia Parish police car. According to the police statement, White had his hands cuffed behind his back when he shot himself in the back.
But according to the full final report of the Iberia Parish coroner, which was released nearly six months later and obtained exclusively by NBC News, White was shot in the front, not the back. The bullet entered his right chest and exited under his left armpit. White was left-handed, according to family members. According to the report, the forensic pathologist found gunshot residue in the wound, but not the sort of stippling that a close-range shot can sometimes produce. He also found abrasions on White’s face.
And yet, despite the contradictions – and even though White’s hands were never tested for gunpowder residue – the Iberia Parish coroner still supported the central contention of the initial police statement issued back in March. Dr. Carl Ditch ruled that White shot himself, and declared his death a suicide.

Handcuffed Black Youth Killed Himself, Says Coroner - NBC News.com (via wilwheaton)

Wait. How do you find evidence that directly counters statements by the police and then support their statements? I just… I don’t understand.

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I believe the word you’re looking for is”corruption” or perhaps “coercion.”

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laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into. 

The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”

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