No but really, someone write me that fic where Steve and/or Bucky run into Ian Fleming or Christopher Lee while they’re running around being special ops fuckers. I want to see that. Then I want to see Steve watching the Lord of the Rings movies and realizing that decent if slightly scary Brit is now Saruman.
"What have you become?"
steve rogers/bucky barnes → tron/tron: legacy au
Okay, I know “til the end of the line” is an actual thing people say but, yes, Tron was not so long ago that half the time I’m not hearing “end of line.”
Extra bonus points for the Winter Soldier-Rinzler thing.
When Sam Wilson dies he is buried and his headstone reads “His wings were clipped but he soars high in our hearts”
When Steve Rogers dies he is buried next to Sam and his headstone reads “On your left”
how very dare you
And of course Bucky has the plot on his other side, right? RIGHT?
English: One wug, two wugs
French: Un wug, deux wugs
Spanish: Un wug, dos wuges
Norwegian: Ett wug, to wug
Dutch: Een wug, twee wugen
German: Ein Wug, zwei Wüge
Hindi: Ek wug, do wug
Hindi: Wait, what gender is a wug?
Hindi: Ek wug, do wugẽ?
Irish: Aon wug, dó wuig
Irish: Hold on, what declension is “wug?”
Irish: Aon wug, dó wuga? Wugaí? Wugacha?
Irish: Wait, do I need to soften the “w”? CAN I soften the “w”? Do I even have a “w”?
The Irish ‘w’ sound would probably be represented as bhf, meaning Aon bhfug, dó bhfuga/bhfugaí/bhfugacha. I’d go with dó bhfuga or bhfugacha. And you can’t soften it because it’s already an eclipsed initial consonant.
And I have officially been studying Irish too long.
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
I believe the proper conversion to your Earth years is …
Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?
Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.
This is terrifying and very important.
I thought this would be some sort of extreme shit or parody but
I started giggling because the sheer horror I felt looking at this meant I either broke down or laughed
This is terrifying.
Happy FUCKING Passover >:(
It turns out it IS a hoax, but not the kind where the paper wasn’t printed, just the kind where it doesn’t have the backing of more than the crudest of regional “governments” (read: bully boys potentially with guns) and they have no legitimate ability to deport or confiscate anyone’s anything. The sentiment is still there. And that’s very little comfort.